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SO, HEY!! I hear there's MYSTERIOUS DUELISTS doing MYSTERIOUS DUELS to people for MYSTERIOUS REASONS.

AWESOME!!!!

If anybody knows anything about 'em you should let me know!! One of them dueled my Rival, so they're totally coming for me next! It's gonna be great!!!

And if for SOME REASON you aren't gonna come after me, MYSTERIOUS PEOPLE!? I'll let you know! I'm the newest in a long line of heroes and famous pro duelists! I inherited all of their skill, heroism and added my own good looks!! If you don't try to take me out now you're gonna be SUPER SORRY when you do something visible and I show up to save the day!!!

Oh, oh. And I still wanna do an Action Duel sometime, if I've got time after all the heroism!!

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Are you an idiot, Grave?

We had this discussion!

Back in Jean's day she could turn a corner and find villains. I've gotta be more direct, though!!

... I hope you're joking about turning corners.

Only a little bit.

How much of a little bit.

She did fight a lot of villains a lot of the time! It was probably every two corners.

... Hrm, I wonder if there's a way to weaponize this effectively...

I take it, being of the oh so noble Grave lineage, you don't mind being a meatshield at least?

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That's a pretty sinister rival face!

Of course not!! I won't be JUST a meatshield though. I'll probably beat my way up to their boss in, like, a day! MAYBE two, depends on if it's a weekend or not. Dunno how long I can stay up on a school day, y'know?

That's my hello face.

I believe curfew is like 10 or 11 at the most, with roving security.

Well that's plenty of time to beat up a whole villainous organization!!

... I keep wondering if you're for real.

I almost wasn't!

... Maybe you're stuck in a half-unreal state.

Nah, Jean used magic brain powers to make me and Viccy entirely real!

Not what I meant. I meant maybe you seem so unreal because of it.

I dunno. You're just. So cartoon-y.

Cartoony?

You act like a "hero of justice" or something like that.

That's what the Graves family is!

I thought you were the joke gag character friends to the real heroes.

Jean saved the whole universe!

And Angie... uh... nobody really mentioned much about her. Anti-heroes are still heroes too though!

... So what are you then, fifth rate.

The new up-and-coming one, duh! I just need a crisis to avert 'n stuff.

... Doesn't that usually go terrible for your sort, that you try to stop things but they only get worse?

What? no. Why would that happen?

Help escalate the conflict in the story.

Pffft. The worst thing that might happen is I'll be so hype that the mastermind just shows up right away!

And leaves you crushed on the floor.

If you're trying to force a story narrative on reality, it's going to end with you emotionally or physically broken.

The dweeby duo seem like the "Big Goods".

Pssssh. not this story.

Dweeby Duo?

Tomato and Prawn Hair.

... who?

Uuuugggh, I suck at names. Yu-Horse and Yu-Arrow or something?

Oh! Yuma and his friend Yuya?! I dunno, I haven't seen them duel yet! I dunno how heroic they are in comparison to me!

They're the ones being targeted.

So I think in this case, Grave, you've been out hero'd.

If we're saying your life is a comic book.

psssh. Only because I just got here!

... You're hopeless.

Hwaa? Mysterious duelists?? I haven't heard anything about that!

Well, unless you mean the ones that have been targeting me and my bud Yuya recently. Guess that's been pretty mysterious since we don't know what they're targeting us for!

Sure, those! I dunno! They're mysterious!

Targeting you and somebody else though? Is it just you two specifically?? What'd you guys do!?

Well, it seemed to be just us, but you said someone dueled your rival?? Who's your rival?

And that's just it! We haven't done anything!

Akuma is! She said she dueled somebody in her last post!

Really?? Weird!! Maybe they're rare hunters after your cards or something!?

Ah! Yuya mentioned something about her getting the same card we did from one of those duels! But does that mean they're targeting more than just us now...?

Well, the first person I dueled seemed really annoyed that me and Yuya had special cards and they didn't seem to want us to continue dueling at all?? I dunno, it's mostly just been weird threats so far. Or people digging up personal issues and trying to use it against us.

Weird! I guess they just don't like the special cards? How special are they?

Well... one-of-a-kind sorta special and that's what we thought, but I don't think that's the issue. At least, not for all of them.
Argh! It's really been making no sense at all!!

Well, don't worry! I'll find 'em and beat answers out of them!

... by dueling, I mean! not actually beating them up.

Haha! Thanks!! I guess we'll need what help we can get to figure it out!

I really think it's just some misunderstanding. Maybe they've just got the wrong idea about something! Once that's discovered I'm sure things will work out!

...Mystery duelists?

Can I come?

Maybe!? I dunno enough about them, other than that they're mysterious!!

Well, we just find out what they want. Maybe break some limbs in the process.

Whoah, limbs? That's a bit much!

We just need to beat 'em in duels!

...Fine.

Duels it is.

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