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SO, HEY!! I hear there's MYSTERIOUS DUELISTS doing MYSTERIOUS DUELS to people for MYSTERIOUS REASONS.

AWESOME!!!!

If anybody knows anything about 'em you should let me know!! One of them dueled my Rival, so they're totally coming for me next! It's gonna be great!!!

And if for SOME REASON you aren't gonna come after me, MYSTERIOUS PEOPLE!? I'll let you know! I'm the newest in a long line of heroes and famous pro duelists! I inherited all of their skill, heroism and added my own good looks!! If you don't try to take me out now you're gonna be SUPER SORRY when you do something visible and I show up to save the day!!!

Oh, oh. And I still wanna do an Action Duel sometime, if I've got time after all the heroism!!

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... I keep wondering if you're for real.

I almost wasn't!

... Maybe you're stuck in a half-unreal state.

Nah, Jean used magic brain powers to make me and Viccy entirely real!

Not what I meant. I meant maybe you seem so unreal because of it.

I dunno. You're just. So cartoon-y.

Cartoony?

You act like a "hero of justice" or something like that.

That's what the Graves family is!

I thought you were the joke gag character friends to the real heroes.

Jean saved the whole universe!

And Angie... uh... nobody really mentioned much about her. Anti-heroes are still heroes too though!

... So what are you then, fifth rate.

The new up-and-coming one, duh! I just need a crisis to avert 'n stuff.

... Doesn't that usually go terrible for your sort, that you try to stop things but they only get worse?

What? no. Why would that happen?

Help escalate the conflict in the story.

Pffft. The worst thing that might happen is I'll be so hype that the mastermind just shows up right away!

And leaves you crushed on the floor.

If you're trying to force a story narrative on reality, it's going to end with you emotionally or physically broken.

The dweeby duo seem like the "Big Goods".

Pssssh. not this story.

Dweeby Duo?

Tomato and Prawn Hair.

... who?

Uuuugggh, I suck at names. Yu-Horse and Yu-Arrow or something?

Oh! Yuma and his friend Yuya?! I dunno, I haven't seen them duel yet! I dunno how heroic they are in comparison to me!

They're the ones being targeted.

So I think in this case, Grave, you've been out hero'd.

If we're saying your life is a comic book.

psssh. Only because I just got here!

... You're hopeless.

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